Friday, October 29, 2010

Week 9

Stanford (-7) @ Washington

Thursday, October 21, 2010


For the first time in the history of Sneak Koohns' Easy Money, we have two contributors at eachother's throats. After Brock's last "Lock" was posted, Maddog made this statement:

"Ol' baby Lock is gonna run his mouth? Just as his all-time record climbs to 0-1? I guess he's the type to do that. Unsuccessful in everything, and still throwing up confidence all over his own shirt. Hey Ol' Brock Lock Cock in his Mouth Robbins, try getting one win. One measly win, before the next time you start slobbering out your nonsense. My overall record speaks for itself, and apparently, so does yours. You shoulda let this sleepin' dog lie Brock. You dogged me once, and now you're getting your nose rubbed in it. Dog me twice and your ass gets bit. Three times??? Shit, you're burried in the bone yard. LOCK IT UP!"

Sneak Koohns has tried to contact both Maddog and Lock for further comments. Both parties have not returned calls.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Week 8

While Maddog is getting a muzzle slapped on him, and Lock is being picked, Sneak is creeping around to another AMAZING week! 4-0 last week, and a gaudy 19-6-1 record this season. Just look at what I have to offer: great looks, killer style, and the mind of a scientist to match.

Oklahoma (-3) @ Missouri

More to come. I just wanted to lay the OU bet before the line slides.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Week 7

Another amazing week from Sneak. 15-6-1 this season, are you kidding me? The best handicappers in the world would be jealous of me. Only one losing week the entire season. Jump on board, and lay these picks blindly, because Uncle Sneak has done the thinking for you.

Pittsburgh (+1) @ Syracuse

Oregon St (+1.5) @ Washington

Missouri (+3) @ Texas A&M

Kansas St (-2.5) @ Kansas

(I dropped the Pitt bet Monday, and of course I got great value. I believe the line is now Pitt (-1))

Good luck jerks.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Week 6

I didn't have a great week last week. So what? I'm still better than you. To prove it, I've got some extra sneaky picks this week. Lay them at $35.00 apiece and thank me later. Don't forget to wag the Maddog. He's been hot lately. Good thing ole Uncle Sneak slapped a colar on that pooch and housebroke the mangy mutt.

Michigan State (+4.5) @ Michigan

L.S.U. @ Florida (-6.5)

Arizona State (+2.5) @ Washington

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