Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Week 13

Boise St. (-13.5) @ Nevada for $35.00

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Week 12

Wisconsin (-4) @ Michigan for $35.00.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Week 11

South Carolina (+7) @ Florida

Stanford (-5.5) @ Arizona St.

Southern California (+4) @ Arizona

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Week 10

Sorry for only spoonfeeding you one game last week (of course it was a win). I've got several spectacular plays this week.

Sorry about Brock "Unlock" Robbins. I heard he was a stinky turd, but that doesn't begin to describe it. His picks have been funnier than when the Maddog has worms and drags his ass on the carpet. Here's a tip for those who've been burned by Brock: Keep listening to your Uncle Sneak, and scratch your favorite pooch Maddog on the head after he gives you another winner. The Maddog does nothing but bark up knowledge... and old tin cans he ate in the backyard. I'd disregard Brock until he gets his ugly head out of his stinky ass.

Missouri (-4) @ Texas Tech

Oklahoma (-3.5) @ Texas A&M

Illinois (+3) @ Michigan

You're welcome.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Week 9

Stanford (-7) @ Washington

Thursday, October 21, 2010

THIS JUST IN

For the first time in the history of Sneak Koohns' Easy Money, we have two contributors at eachother's throats. After Brock's last "Lock" was posted, Maddog made this statement:

"Ol' baby Lock is gonna run his mouth? Just as his all-time record climbs to 0-1? I guess he's the type to do that. Unsuccessful in everything, and still throwing up confidence all over his own shirt. Hey Ol' Brock Lock Cock in his Mouth Robbins, try getting one win. One measly win, before the next time you start slobbering out your nonsense. My overall record speaks for itself, and apparently, so does yours. You shoulda let this sleepin' dog lie Brock. You dogged me once, and now you're getting your nose rubbed in it. Dog me twice and your ass gets bit. Three times??? Shit, you're burried in the bone yard. LOCK IT UP!"

Sneak Koohns has tried to contact both Maddog and Lock for further comments. Both parties have not returned calls.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Week 8

While Maddog is getting a muzzle slapped on him, and Lock is being picked, Sneak is creeping around to another AMAZING week! 4-0 last week, and a gaudy 19-6-1 record this season. Just look at what I have to offer: great looks, killer style, and the mind of a scientist to match.

Oklahoma (-3) @ Missouri

More to come. I just wanted to lay the OU bet before the line slides.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Week 7

Another amazing week from Sneak. 15-6-1 this season, are you kidding me? The best handicappers in the world would be jealous of me. Only one losing week the entire season. Jump on board, and lay these picks blindly, because Uncle Sneak has done the thinking for you.

Pittsburgh (+1) @ Syracuse

Oregon St (+1.5) @ Washington

Missouri (+3) @ Texas A&M

Kansas St (-2.5) @ Kansas

(I dropped the Pitt bet Monday, and of course I got great value. I believe the line is now Pitt (-1))

Good luck jerks.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Week 6

I didn't have a great week last week. So what? I'm still better than you. To prove it, I've got some extra sneaky picks this week. Lay them at $35.00 apiece and thank me later. Don't forget to wag the Maddog. He's been hot lately. Good thing ole Uncle Sneak slapped a colar on that pooch and housebroke the mangy mutt.

Michigan State (+4.5) @ Michigan

L.S.U. @ Florida (-6.5)

Arizona State (+2.5) @ Washington

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Week 5

It's official. I'm the best ever. 11-1-1 this season. Listen up losers, here comes some more easy cash from Sneak. It's my weekly picks, and they're one size fits all.

Ohio St. (-17) @ Illinois

Georgia (-4.5) @ Colorado

Notre Dame (-3) @ Boston College

Seattle Seahawks (-1) @ St. Louis Rams

Baltimore Ravens (+1) @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Indianapolis Colts (-7) @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Week 4

Another brilliant week. Why don't you come sneak around with me? It feels good to win money doesn't it? You're damn right it does.

Va. Tech (-4) @ B.C.

UNC (-1) @ Rutgers

Nevada (-3.5) @ BYU

Cincinnati Bengals (-3) @ Carolina Panthers

The lines are tightening up as the season sneaks forward. Lay the NCAA games at $20.00. Lay the NFL game at $50.00.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Week Three

Another week, another huge payday for Sneak's loyal following. Don't be one of the dumb bastards that isn't cashing in with your weird Uncle Sneak. Even that ole' coonhound Maddog hit his upset pick of the week. Just when you thought he was rollin' over to play dead, he fetches you a pretty lil upset, and rubs YOUR nose in it. Good dog. Just lay the following, and buy me something nice later. You're welcome.

Nebraska (-3) @ Washington

Texas (-3) @ Texas Tech

Notre Dame (+3.5) @ Michigan St.

Iowa (-1) @ Arizona

Play each pick at $35.00.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Week 2

Damn you're dumb. Last week I told you that I'm smarter than you. Some took my advice, others proved my point, and didn't. Those who disobeyed went running with their tails between their legs to Maddog. Well how did that work out for you losers? I guess what they say is true, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Don't compound your mistake. Here's another genius move for you idiots to follow. Lay it, and lay it heavy.

LSU (-10) @ Vanderbilt for $50.00.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Week 1

You're welcome for the easy money last season. Don't be an idiot and miss these key plays.

Oregon St (+13) @ TCU
Purdue @ Notre Dame (-11)
SMU (+14) @ TT
UK (-3) @ Louisville

Play these at $20.00 per game idiots.

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