Sneak Koohns' Easy Money: October 2009

Friday, October 30, 2009

Sneak's Warming Up!

Here we go. Need a big week to keep the momentum going.

West Virginia (-3) @ South Florida

NC State @ Florida State (-10)

Cincinatti (-15) @ Syracuse

Penn St (-15) @ Northwestern

Jacksonville (+3) @ Tennessee

Minnesota (+3) @ Green Bay

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Finally back to .500!

On Sunday I had the Patriots (-14) vs. Buccaneers. The game was in London at Wembley Stadium. As predicted, the Patriots mopped the floor with the Buccaneers, and easily covered the spread. The big win moved my rcord to .500, and up $200.00 on the young season. Stay tuned this weekend as I try to keep my hot streak alive.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Two More Plays

After a huge win last night (Cincinnati over South Florida), Sneak is finally back at +$190.00. It feels good to be in green numbers, and this should be the beginning of some great luck. I'm laying the chalk with both my plays this weekend:

USC (-10) @ Notre Dame

Tennessee @ New England (-9)

It's tough giving up so many points, but let's hope the favorites can pull away.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Let's go Bearcats!

Tonight's game is tough. I'm taking the Cincinnati Bearcats (-2.5) @ the USF Bulls. Cincinnati is far and away the better team. However, Thursday night games have been tough to handicap due to the spotlight as the only nationally televised game. The Bulls have historically been a tough team to beat in Raymond James Stadium, especially versus top ranked teams.

I'm currently 13-15 on the season, and down $10.00. Tonight I'm making a bold play against my roommate for $200.00. The Bearcats will bail me out of my rough start, or dig me deeper in a hole.

Cincinnati (-2.5) @ South Florida

Friday, October 9, 2009

Season Record 11-12

Last weeks 3-3 kept me 1 game under .500. I'm looking to bounce back with some genius plays...

Baylor (+28) @ Oklahoma

Washington @ Carolina (-3.5)

New England (-3) @ Denver

Indianapolis (-3.5) @ Tennessee

New York (-2) @ Miami

It's about time for a nice week!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Finally Settling In...

Was set to go 2-1 last week but the Titans fumbled the game away to the Jets. The 1-2 week puts me a game under .500. I'm looking to comeback strong this week and get back into green numbers.

UCLA (+5) @ Stanford

Auburn (+2) @ Tennessee

Tampa Bay @ Washington (-7.5)

Green Bay @ Minnesota (-3)

San Diego @ Pittsburgh (-6.5)

Buffalo (+2) @ Miami

Two other games I'm still considering:

LSU @ UGA (-3)

Michigan (+3.5) @ Michigan St.

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St. Louis (+6, +$220) @ San Francisco

I expect a tough, yet exciting game. I really like this young Rams team. Especially their young quarterback, Sam “Pure Bread” Bradford. San Fran’s defense, believed early in the season to be one of the best in the NFL, has been below average this year. They've been especially bad against the pass. Meanwhile, their offense cant find any rhythm, even with some serious weapons in Crabtree and Gore. Troy Smith gets the start this week at QB for the '9ers, and I don’t think that encourages offensive production at all. The guy went to OSU for god's sake. Look for Bradford to have one of his better days passing against the NFL’s 20th ranked passing defense. Stephen "Saint Bernard" Jackson will keep the '9ers honest, and open up some down field looks. Even with Frank Gore, one of the top backs in the league, the 49ers are just 21st in rushing, averaging a sneak-like 98 ypg. The Rams mediocre defense should stop the 49ers, and come out on top of the dog pile when its all said and bone, as they continue to fight for their first division championship in seven years (yes, they won it in 2003. I was surprised too). Rams 21, 49ers 17.

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