Sneak Koohns' Easy Money: Monday Night Football

New England (+2) @ New Orleans

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St. Louis (+6, +$220) @ San Francisco

I expect a tough, yet exciting game. I really like this young Rams team. Especially their young quarterback, Sam “Pure Bread” Bradford. San Fran’s defense, believed early in the season to be one of the best in the NFL, has been below average this year. They've been especially bad against the pass. Meanwhile, their offense cant find any rhythm, even with some serious weapons in Crabtree and Gore. Troy Smith gets the start this week at QB for the '9ers, and I don’t think that encourages offensive production at all. The guy went to OSU for god's sake. Look for Bradford to have one of his better days passing against the NFL’s 20th ranked passing defense. Stephen "Saint Bernard" Jackson will keep the '9ers honest, and open up some down field looks. Even with Frank Gore, one of the top backs in the league, the 49ers are just 21st in rushing, averaging a sneak-like 98 ypg. The Rams mediocre defense should stop the 49ers, and come out on top of the dog pile when its all said and bone, as they continue to fight for their first division championship in seven years (yes, they won it in 2003. I was surprised too). Rams 21, 49ers 17.

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Monday, November 30, 2009

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