Week 5

It's official. I'm the best ever. 11-1-1 this season. Listen up losers, here comes some more easy cash from Sneak. It's my weekly picks, and they're one size fits all.

Ohio St. (-17) @ Illinois

Georgia (-4.5) @ Colorado

Notre Dame (-3) @ Boston College

Seattle Seahawks (-1) @ St. Louis Rams

Baltimore Ravens (+1) @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Indianapolis Colts (-7) @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Week 4

Another brilliant week. Why don't you come sneak around with me? It feels good to win money doesn't it? You're damn right it does.

Va. Tech (-4) @ B.C.

UNC (-1) @ Rutgers

Nevada (-3.5) @ BYU

Cincinnati Bengals (-3) @ Carolina Panthers

The lines are tightening up as the season sneaks forward. Lay the NCAA games at $20.00. Lay the NFL game at $50.00.

Week Three

Another week, another huge payday for Sneak's loyal following. Don't be one of the dumb bastards that isn't cashing in with your weird Uncle Sneak. Even that ole' coonhound Maddog hit his upset pick of the week. Just when you thought he was rollin' over to play dead, he fetches you a pretty lil upset, and rubs YOUR nose in it. Good dog. Just lay the following, and buy me something nice later. You're welcome.

Nebraska (-3) @ Washington

Texas (-3) @ Texas Tech

Notre Dame (+3.5) @ Michigan St.

Iowa (-1) @ Arizona

Play each pick at $35.00.

Week 2

Damn you're dumb. Last week I told you that I'm smarter than you. Some took my advice, others proved my point, and didn't. Those who disobeyed went running with their tails between their legs to Maddog. Well how did that work out for you losers? I guess what they say is true, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Don't compound your mistake. Here's another genius move for you idiots to follow. Lay it, and lay it heavy.

LSU (-10) @ Vanderbilt for $50.00.

Week 1

You're welcome for the easy money last season. Don't be an idiot and miss these key plays.

Oregon St (+13) @ TCU
Purdue @ Notre Dame (-11)
SMU (+14) @ TT
UK (-3) @ Louisville

Play these at $20.00 per game idiots.