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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Week 11
South Carolina (+7) @ Florida
Stanford (-5.5) @ Arizona St.
Southern California (+4) @ Arizona
Stanford (-5.5) @ Arizona St.
Southern California (+4) @ Arizona
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Week 10
Sorry for only spoonfeeding you one game last week (of course it was a win). I've got several spectacular plays this week.
Sorry about Brock "Unlock" Robbins. I heard he was a stinky turd, but that doesn't begin to describe it. His picks have been funnier than when the Maddog has worms and drags his ass on the carpet. Here's a tip for those who've been burned by Brock: Keep listening to your Uncle Sneak, and scratch your favorite pooch Maddog on the head after he gives you another winner. The Maddog does nothing but bark up knowledge... and old tin cans he ate in the backyard. I'd disregard Brock until he gets his ugly head out of his stinky ass.
Missouri (-4) @ Texas Tech
Oklahoma (-3.5) @ Texas A&M
Illinois (+3) @ Michigan
You're welcome.
Sorry about Brock "Unlock" Robbins. I heard he was a stinky turd, but that doesn't begin to describe it. His picks have been funnier than when the Maddog has worms and drags his ass on the carpet. Here's a tip for those who've been burned by Brock: Keep listening to your Uncle Sneak, and scratch your favorite pooch Maddog on the head after he gives you another winner. The Maddog does nothing but bark up knowledge... and old tin cans he ate in the backyard. I'd disregard Brock until he gets his ugly head out of his stinky ass.
Missouri (-4) @ Texas Tech
Oklahoma (-3.5) @ Texas A&M
Illinois (+3) @ Michigan
You're welcome.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
THIS JUST IN
For the first time in the history of Sneak Koohns' Easy Money, we have two contributors at eachother's throats. After Brock's last "Lock" was posted, Maddog made this statement:
"Ol' baby Lock is gonna run his mouth? Just as his all-time record climbs to 0-1? I guess he's the type to do that. Unsuccessful in everything, and still throwing up confidence all over his own shirt. Hey Ol' Brock Lock Cock in his Mouth Robbins, try getting one win. One measly win, before the next time you start slobbering out your nonsense. My overall record speaks for itself, and apparently, so does yours. You shoulda let this sleepin' dog lie Brock. You dogged me once, and now you're getting your nose rubbed in it. Dog me twice and your ass gets bit. Three times??? Shit, you're burried in the bone yard. LOCK IT UP!"
Sneak Koohns has tried to contact both Maddog and Lock for further comments. Both parties have not returned calls.
"Ol' baby Lock is gonna run his mouth? Just as his all-time record climbs to 0-1? I guess he's the type to do that. Unsuccessful in everything, and still throwing up confidence all over his own shirt. Hey Ol' Brock Lock Cock in his Mouth Robbins, try getting one win. One measly win, before the next time you start slobbering out your nonsense. My overall record speaks for itself, and apparently, so does yours. You shoulda let this sleepin' dog lie Brock. You dogged me once, and now you're getting your nose rubbed in it. Dog me twice and your ass gets bit. Three times??? Shit, you're burried in the bone yard. LOCK IT UP!"
Sneak Koohns has tried to contact both Maddog and Lock for further comments. Both parties have not returned calls.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Week 8
While Maddog is getting a muzzle slapped on him, and Lock is being picked, Sneak is creeping around to another AMAZING week! 4-0 last week, and a gaudy 19-6-1 record this season. Just look at what I have to offer: great looks, killer style, and the mind of a scientist to match.
Oklahoma (-3) @ Missouri
More to come. I just wanted to lay the OU bet before the line slides.
Oklahoma (-3) @ Missouri
More to come. I just wanted to lay the OU bet before the line slides.
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